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What's your stripper song?
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Closer by Nine Inch Nails
"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no
Soul to tell"
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.
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| Wednesday, September 13th, 2006 |
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| Sunday, March 5th, 2006 |
| 12:20 am |
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| Friday, January 27th, 2006 |
| 2:38 am |
no more spam: use throwaway addresses
http://ipoo.org/mail/Lots of websites send you spam if you sign up with your real e-mail address. Signups without spam lets you give a website any bogus address like asdfpoopoo@ipoo.org which you can check right here. No more spam! Use it whenever you don't want to use your real e-mail address. Messages are deleted after seven days. |
| Sunday, January 8th, 2006 |
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| Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 |
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| Sunday, December 4th, 2005 |
| 2:36 pm |
Pantie Shots Galore!
The Japanese game to end all Japanese gamesA doujin soft group calling themselves “Game Programming Study Club” has created the most Japanese fighting game EVER. 行殺! Spirits (”Line-Kill Spirits”) is a 3D fighting game that features little girls beating up on each other; nothing new there. The kicker, however, is that any damage you do to your opponent will slowly regenerate unless… wait for it… you take a picture of her panties. Yes. A fighting game where panty-shots are the core mechanic. You don’t believe me, do you? Then watch the video. That’s it. The Japanese are done. They can now return to planet Japania, leaving all the people of Earth horribly confused and scarred for life.  The Video is here: http://gpsc.hp.infoseek.co.jp.nyud.net:8090/gspirits_r1_web.wmv |
| Thursday, November 24th, 2005 |
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| Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 |
| 10:36 pm |
I say we smurf off, and smurf the site from orbit. It's the only way to be smurf.
Seen on jwz: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz I say we smurf off, and smurf the site from orbit. It's the only way to be smurf.
Unicef bombs the Smurfs in fund-raising campaign for ex-child soldiers
The people of Belgium have been left reeling by the first adult-only episode of the Smurfs, in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters' village is annihilated by warplanes. The short but chilling film is the work of Unicef, the United Nations Children's Fund, and is to be broadcast on national television next week as a campaign advertisement. The short film pulls no punches. It opens with the Smurfs dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the Smurf song. Bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky. Tiny Smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. The final scene shows a scorched and tattered Baby Smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone Smurfs. The final frame bears the message: "Don't let war affect the lives of children."
I have not yet found video of this. |
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| Thursday, October 6th, 2005 |
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Livejournal Downloader
http://www.win32utils.com/alj/ALJ is a program for exporting complete user's journal including all comments into plain files. Once journal is downloaded, program can check if new entries are available, download them and add to plain file. |
| Sunday, July 17th, 2005 |
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