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Saturday, January 17th, 2015
7:41 am
Monday, December 22nd, 2014
4:20 pm
Sunday, April 11th, 2010
11:50 am
Help out an intellectual
I've owed the New Orleans Public Library 70$ in late fees since before Katrina. Further, I never bothered paying it and haven't checked out any books since then. It's really sad because I love the random discordianism of knowledge gained from browsing through a library and having amazing, fascinating literature catch my eye that just can't be found at the wallyworld type bookstores. They are invariably focused on the latest and greatest of everything. To quote "Confederacy of
Dunces": "Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and
geometry. It could even cast doubts upon one's soul."

You can help out a disaffected, lazy, middle-class pseudo intellectual who is being denied access to those unique gateways of knowledge by donating canned goods to me for the Food For Fines program from now until next Satuday the 17th. Imagine if Shakespeare wasn't able to use his local library? I know it sounds crazy but when you're in debt you just don't have money for anything other than paying down that debt.

I hate asking anyone for help and rarely if ever do, because it's just not the manly thing to do.

In writing this post I almost cried.
Sunday, February 7th, 2010
8:31 am
Gizmo5/Gizmo Project Accounts For Sale
I'm looking for someone with a gizmo5 account they don't use who would be willing to sell it. Or alternately, something with a similar international call-back feature that works in honduras (like google voice, but works anywhere, or through the net). Please leave a message below if you have an unused gizmo account.

I believe this information will help in transferring the account.
Saturday, January 16th, 2010
10:01 am
Monday, April 20th, 2009
2:48 pm
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
11:07 am
What's your stripper song?
Your Stripper Song Is
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Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you

You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you

Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no

Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.
Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
9:05 am
Sunday, March 5th, 2006
12:20 am
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The Onion Daily Dispatch.

Good day.

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Vice-President Of Cybermarketing

Friday, January 27th, 2006
2:38 am
no more spam: use throwaway addresses

Lots of websites send you spam if you sign up with your real e-mail address. Signups without spam lets you give a website any bogus address like asdfpoopoo@ipoo.org which you can check right here.

No more spam!

Use it whenever you don't want to use your real e-mail address. Messages are deleted after seven days.
Sunday, January 8th, 2006
12:10 am
12:00 am
New Standalone Livejournal client - waaay better than semagic
Ok, well, it's not that new, it's been around awhile, but you might like it simple but powerful interface.

It's called LJ.NET,
Monday, January 2nd, 2006
5:10 pm
Windows Live Mail! - No invite needed

You can finally get a Window Live Mail, which is like google's gmail interface,
but for a hotmail or msn account. See here on how to use it:


If this doesn't work, go to http://ideas.live.com/ and click signup.

I personally still haven't gotten it to work, but others are saying it does.
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
11:37 am
Sunday, December 4th, 2005
2:36 pm
Pantie Shots Galore!
The Japanese game to end all Japanese games

A doujin soft group calling themselves “Game Programming Study Club” has created the most Japanese fighting game EVER. 行殺! Spirits (”Line-Kill Spirits”) is a 3D fighting game that features little girls beating up on each other; nothing new there. The kicker, however, is that any damage you do to your opponent will slowly regenerate unless… wait for it… you take a picture of her panties. Yes. A fighting game where panty-shots are the core mechanic. You don’t believe me, do you? Then watch the video. That’s it. The Japanese are done. They can now return to planet Japania, leaving all the people of Earth horribly confused and scarred for life.
Line-kill spirits image

The Video is here:
Thursday, November 24th, 2005
11:49 pm
chinese characters
Are so cool: ◢◤★
12:14 am
call on me...
The Steve Winwood track "Valerie" song was remixed as "Call On Me" and is the hottest remix to ever grace the radio and video waves. Here is the video to this excellent song. 80s fans will recall the hook.


This guy is quite talented at producing/dj-ing and composing.
See: http://www.discogs.com/artist/Eric+Prydz

The video is also here, on the top 30 music videos ever torrent:
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005
1:56 am
Happy games only!!!!

Games need BLUE SKIES! Games need BRIGHT YELLOW SUNS! Games need RED AND BLUE THINGS in them! We want to play in a HAPPY PRETEND LAND, not a shit version of an American slum full of mixed-race gangsters wearing licensed sportswear!


Friday, November 18th, 2005
4:47 pm
Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
1:41 am
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