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Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
1:41 am
Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
10:36 pm
I say we smurf off, and smurf the site from orbit. It's the only way to be smurf.
Seen on jwz: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz



I say we smurf off, and smurf the site from orbit. It's the only way to be smurf.






Unicef bombs the Smurfs in fund-raising campaign for ex-child soldiers


The people of Belgium have been left reeling by the first adult-only episode of the Smurfs, in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters' village is annihilated by warplanes. The short but chilling film is the work of Unicef, the United Nations Children's Fund, and is to be broadcast on national television next week as a campaign advertisement.

The short film pulls no punches. It opens with the Smurfs dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the Smurf song. Bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky. Tiny Smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. The final scene shows a scorched and tattered Baby Smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone Smurfs. The final frame bears the message: "Don't let war affect the lives of children."



I have not yet found video of this.

10:09 pm
Thursday, October 6th, 2005
8:54 am
7:50 am
Livejournal Downloader
http://www.win32utils.com/alj/

ALJ is a program for exporting complete user's journal including all comments into plain files. Once journal is downloaded, program can check if new entries are available, download them and add to plain file.
Sunday, July 17th, 2005
2:44 am
Well I've discovered the absoludicrous Uncyclopedia, a mockery of Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia.

Where else can you find pictures of Jeez-Its, now with 100% Real Messiah, or Godzilla vs. Mega Man VII?

Also recommended: Requested pictures
Friday, July 8th, 2005
4:48 am

I am listening to VNV Nation's new album "Form + Matter", people are saying it's the best one yet,

I must say that it is amazing.

Arena is really uplifting, reminds me of the optimism of Weltfunk.

Strata starts out IDM'ish (or is that braindance'ish?) but is still good old-fashioned VNV.

Homeward reaches out of the stereo and tears my heart out of my chest.
Wednesday, June 29th, 2005
4:00 pm
The onion from the future:

http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/

It's in different languages: ascinglish, FrancArabic, 00001010111, Espanol (US), Terran Basic, Neo-Anglican, Pierson's Puppeteer.

"Democratic Middle-Eastern Union votes to Invade US"

The funniest thing I've read this year!
Monday, June 20th, 2005
1:50 pm
11:44 am
And Now Deep Thoughts...
I wonder what would happen if a guy got a sex change.Then could he join the D&D like world of Aristasia?
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
9:59 pm
I am Master Shake!


I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!

Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
Monday, May 23rd, 2005
1:20 am
Support Eugenics!

Breed with an Olympian or Nobellian today!

Read more about it on the <"http://www.geniusspermbank.com/">geniusspermbank.com website</a> today!

In case you didn't catch it, that was a joke.
Saturday, April 30th, 2005
4:05 am
There is no date on this poem. I was a teenager though :)

like an unending ocean of tears
is my heartache-free soul
like slippery sands falling through my hands
are the lonely days becoming years
my happiness is floating away from my grasp
so why go on living in the past
when a bullet can end this misery fast
Why trade these tears for those tears
when no one cares to hear
or even notice my end is near



I don't understand the second line though. Anyone?
Friday, April 29th, 2005
6:08 am


It's five-forty-eight AM, April 29th, 2005 AD.
I've been up all night.
I can see the moon's reflection in the neighbor's window.
It's unusual to see it this late.
The air almost seems magical.
This semi-tropical always-humid yet crisp this day morning air is hitting the ceiling fan.
Something about that fresh morning ambience that makes the
ugliest things seem beautiful, that life is ok, love is all around,
flowers look prettier. Girls taste even better.
.
Like walking down Bourbon Street seeing the sun coming up after
a night of stomping on the dance floor.

I am so above and beyond living in this disgusting filthy heresy.
I'm meant for greatness. The Jewish Mensch in me will come alive soon and accomplish
great and heretofore unheard of things.

I've been much less depressed than usual. I would attribute this to the fasting + folic acid + B vitamins + Zinc + Magnesium.

Also I will be posting much more often

Watch this journal for poems I've written.

Now if I only had more lj friends!:@!:!:!@#@

I'm listening to VNV Nation - Darkangel right now.
Here is the lyrics.
  In your dream you see me clear
  I have no restraint, no fear
  Powerless I watched from faces I'd assumed.
  My purpose set. My will defined.
  Caress the air.
  Embrace the skies.
  Escape the sorrow and restraint of mortal cities.
  Give me time I will be clear.
  Given time you'll understand
  What possesses me to right what you have suffered.
  I'm in this mood because of scorn.
  I'm in a mood for total war.
  To the darkened skies once more and ever onward.
  So many years I stood among the thoughts
  and tears of those I served.
  Among my own I was alone through my own doing.
  All the years I walked unknown
  behind the faces I assumed.
  Powerless to clear your mind of what you'd suffered.
  They fall again.
  They fall again.
  Give me time I will be clear.
  Given time you'll understand
  What possesses me to right what you have suffered.
  I'm in this mood because of scorn.
  I'm in a mood for total war.
  To the darkened skies once more and ever onward.
  There is no faith in which to hide.
  Even truth is filled with lies.
  Doubting angels fall to walk among the living.
  I'm in this mood because of scorn.
  I'm in a mood for total war.
  To the darkened skies once more and ever onward.
  I'd only come here seeking peace.
  I'd only come here seeking me.
  It seems I came to leave.


Current Mood: beautiful and deadly
3:00 am
Voltron and Dubya. This is near-sacrilegious to any Transformers fan.
http://www.emogame.com/bushgame.html
Thursday, March 10th, 2005
6:47 pm
From the beating off looking at medical encyclopediæ department


See the List of controversial images on Wikipedia



Also have you ever heard of Fucking, Austria? How about Dry Prong or Belcher Louisiana? Or my favorite, Barrow-in-Furness, England

See theList of interesting or unusual place names.

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005
1:27 pm
test 2
test 2
1:26 pm
Saturday, February 26th, 2005
6:34 am
everyone should see this excellent movie
House of Fools.


here is the little plot blurb:

Psychiatric patients become entrenched in the Chechen War after the staff split to find them a safer hospital. Soldiers take over the asylum, and then, um, a young female patient (Vysotskaya) falls in love with soldier (Islamov), which leaves her boyfriend, Bryan Adams (playing himself), in a lurch. Based on a true story.



Those of you that haven't seen the Paris Hilton T-Mobile ultimate voyeurist's fantasy should go here:
http://www.parishiltonmirror.com/index.html

or for a site that isn't selling a DRM-encrypted WMV movie, go here: http://66.40.38.42/
Monday, December 20th, 2004
9:21 am
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